hey justin

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A CONVERSATION I OVERHEARD DOWNTOWN LAST WEEK

  • MID-40s WHITE DUDE WITH PONYTAIL: Hey, Daniello! That look like a spider to you?
  • OLD BLACK DUDE LIMPING WITH A CANE: Hrm?
  • MID-40s WHITE DUDE WITH PONYTAIL: Does that CLOUD look like a SPIDER?
  • A couple seconds of silence, then:
  • OLD BLACK DUDE LIMPING WITH A CANE: Shit yeah!
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